Hitler's war

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The Front was Paris. Alistair Walsh would have known as much even if papers didn’t scream it, even if posters weren’t pasted to everything that didn’t try to pick you up. Bomb craters and, now, shell hits from Nazi heavy artillery told their own story. When the 105s started reaching the City of Light, that would be real trouble.

No, Walsh thought. When the Boches drive their tanks down the Champs-Elysees, that’s real trouble. Till it happened, he’d damn well enjoy Paris instead of fighting in it.

Or he hoped he would. This time, he didn’t exactly have leave. His unit had fallen back into the eastern outskirts of town. Maybe they were supposed to be setting up somewhere, getting ready to hold back the next German push. If they were, though, nobody’d bothered to tell him about it.

In a way, that wasn’t so good. It said orders from on high weren’t getting where they needed to go. He would have been more upset were he less surprised. If the Germans kept pushing everybody else back, of course things would go to hell every so often. God only knew they had in 1918.

A lot of Parisians had already run away. On the other hand, a lot of provincials from the north and west had fled into Paris one step ahead of the invaders. You couldn’t be sure whether the face that peered out a window at you belonged to a homeowner or a squatter who’d picked a lock or broken a window. If you were a Tommy, what the hell difference did it make, anyhow?

Plenty of bars stayed open. Most of the men who filled them were soldiers-French, English, or from heaven knew where. Walsh had run into Czechs before. Maybe the hard-drinking fellows who spat incomprehensible consonants at one another were more from that lot. Or maybe they were Yugoslav adventurers or White Russians or…But what the hell difference did that make, either?

One of the poilus had a concertina. When he started playing it, several other Frenchmen sang with more enthusiasm than tune. Walsh knew just enough of the language to recognize a dirty word or two every line. The barmaids pretended to be shocked. Their acting might have been even worse than the soldiers’ singing.

Half a dozen military policemen stormed into the joint. The concertina squalled to a stop. The French MPs started hauling poilus out into the street. Then they grabbed one of the maybe-Czechs. He was in French uniform. He said something to them. It didn’t help-they dragged him toward the door. Then he hit one of them in the face. The Frenchman went down with a groan. His buddy, unperturbed, hauled out a blackjack and coshed the Slav, who also crumpled. He might not have wanted to go wherever they were taking people, but he would.

Walsh’s hand tightened on his mug of piss-sour, piss-thin beer. They wouldn’t haul him off without a fight.

They didn’t haul him off. One of them nodded his way, shrugged Gallically, and said, “Eh bien, Monsieur le Anglais?” He pointed to the flattened MP and soldier, as if to say, Well, what can you do?

“Just leave me alone, that’s all.” Walsh didn’t loosen his grip on the mug. He didn’t want to provoke the military police, but he also didn’t want them taking him anywhere.

By the time they got through, they’d more than half emptied the dive. “Wot’ll it be, mate?” the barman asked Walsh in English he might have picked up from an Australian in the last war.

“Another mug of the same.” For what Walsh felt like spending, the wine would be urine, too, and the whiskey or brandy loaded with enough fusel oil in them to make him wish he were dead come morning.

“Right y’are.” The barman was opening a bottle when Walsh heard the scream of a big shell in the air. Two wars’ worth of reflexes threw him flat on the floor a split second before the shell burst in the street outside.

Plywood covered the plate-glass windows. But how much did that help when a 150-maybe even a 170-blew up far too close? Blast shoved in the plywood-and brought down part of the roof. Fist-sized chunks of jagged metal slammed through wood and glass. Not so many knifelike glass splinters spun through the air as would have without the plywood, but one as long as a pencil buried itself in the side of the bar about three inches in front of Walsh’s nose.

More shells screamed in. He rolled himself into a ball, not that that would do him any good if his luck was out. Maybe it wasn’t. None of the others hit close enough to do the tavern any more harm. After an eternity of ten or fifteen minutes, the bombardment stopped.

Walsh had to make himself unroll. He felt like a sowbug that had just escaped an elephant. As he dazedly picked himself up, he realized not everybody in the little bar had been so lucky. If he wanted that beer, he would have to get it himself. The barman’s blood splashed broken bottles behind the bar. The stink of the spilled potables almost drowned the butcher-shop odor of blood.

Other soldiers were down, too. Walsh did what he could for them, which mostly consisted of pulling tables and chairs off them and using their wound dressings. He hoped he helped a little.

The door had been blasted open. The door, not to put too fine a point on it, had been blasted off its hinges, and lay in the middle of the floor. He stepped over it and out into the street, which now had a crater big enough to hold a horse. It was filling up with water from a broken main.