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Suspend Your Disbelief
And plunge headlong into the always wild, constantly weird, and frequently whimsical realm of fantasy as invoked by that master magician L. SPRAGUE DE CAMP!
* A social protestor who just happens to be a ghost...
* A mail-order magic business that conjures up a universe of trouble...
* A fledgling wizard who doesn't know the strength of his own power...
And these are only a sprinkling of the outrageous and amazing creatures and things you'll encounter as you whir through a world where everything is probable--
THE RELUCTANT SHAMAN
THE HARDWOOD PILE
NOTHING IN THE RULES
THE GHOST OF MELVIN PYE
THE WISDOM OF THE EAST
MR. ARSON
KA THE APPALLING
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Bhulojna said in a bored, faraway voice: "This, Alan

Bennett, is the Pan-chen-rin-po-cho, sometimes called the Tashi Lama. He already knows your story. He will help you."

"Oh, will I?" squeaked the little yellow man. "All the way from Tashilhunpo to rescue the negligible victim of an unimportant Tantrist? It shows less than your usual good sense, Shri Motilal. Anyway, I am not sure that my principles will let me."

"Why?" yelled Bennett.

"It might result in the loss of the Tantrist's life. And I am not permitted to take life under any circumstances. For instance—" He extended a plump wrist. Bennett took a good look at it; then almost fell backward in his haste to put yards between the Tashi Lama and himself. He gagged.

"You see?" said the Lama. "I must not kill one of my little six-legged friends, or even deprive it of a warm and comfortable home. So to take the life of a Tantrist would be out of the question."

Bennett asked: "Couldn't you teach me what to do? Then the blame would be mine."

"No. It would still be mine, though at second remove."

Bennett had a horrible inspiration. He shot out a skinny arm; his fingers snatched at the Lama's skin where the arthropod life clustered.

"Now," he grated, "I've got four or five of your little six-legged friends between my thumb and forefinger—"

"Murderer!" screamed the Lama. "Return my friends at once!"

"Not until I get the dope from you on how to fix Bhamkh. If you won't do it, I'll squeeze and squash—"

"All right, all right!" panted the Tashi Lama. "I will do it! To sacrifice one life to save five will not, I hope, exclude me from the ranks of the Bodhisattvas."

Bhulojna said: "You may return the Pan-chen-rin-pocho's guests, Alan Bennett. What he says he will do, he will do."

That seemed plausible, in view of the Lama's fantastic scrupulousness about killing. And Bennett had no pillbox to keep the Lama's friends in. He obeyed.

When the transfer had been effected, the Tashi Lama gave the impatient Bennett several mantras. Bennett dashed out of the building without amenities.

-

Bennett bounded through the shattered door of the building that housed Shri Ramanuja Bhamkh. The wind caught at him and held him.

"— —!" Bennett did not say. The wind ceased so suddenly that he almost fell forward.

He bounded up the stairs. When the stairs turned

slippery, Bennett did not say, "— —!" When his weight

disappeared, another mantra brought it back again.

Almost immediately, a new sound penetrated to Bennett's ears. Something, evidently in Bhamkh's studio, was going tweedle tweedle twee with an air of intense self-importance. Bhamkh seemed to have run out of, or given up on, long-range mantras; the entrance to the Inner Circle neither writhed, bit, slipped, nor displayed undue originality. It opened.

Shri Ramanuja was doing the tweedle-tweeing. He was attired as Krishna, engaged in a loose-kneed, bowlegged dance, and breathing hard. One of the excessive number of arms with which he appeared to be equipped was occupied in tweedling. On the floor before him, Pauline Edge sat cross-legged with her arms up. Back of her sat the other three girls in a similar posture. They were all singing a hymn that was not less beautiful for the fact that it was completely inaudible.

Bennett dashed across the room and pointed at Shri Ramanuja. "— —!"

The Tantrist reeled from the attack, but came back with one of his own: "— — —!"

""— — —!" retorted Bennett.

"— !"

"— — — —!"

" —!"

Shri Ramanuja abandoned the duel of mantras and tried another form of hostilities. Before Bennett's eyes he grew and changed into a towering black figure with ten arms. Each arm bore a lethal weapon. He advanced on Bennett.

But when the Tantrist changed form, the four girls at once came out of their trances. They looked at each other and then at the thing that Shri Ramanuja had become. One of them scrambled to her feet and ran out the door; one sat where she was and shrieked; one tried to bury her face in the floor boards.

Pauline Edge showed a better grasp of the situation. She picked up one of the empty chairs, climbed on another chair, and with the first chair she hit the ten-armed nightmare over its fanged, goggle-eyed head.

The chair splintered and the thing staggered. Bennett, who had with what he thought was his last breath been damning the Tashi Lama for not foreseeing this, jumped forward and wrenched a spear from one of the ten black hands. He reversed the weapon and jabbed; felt the point go in.

Then he was chasing the thing downstairs and out into Fifty-Ninth Street. It was very late, and few people were abroad. The nearest person was a citizen named Pascarella, whose trade was the robbery by force of arms of financial institutions. Mr. Pascarella, seeing ten feet of ten-armed Hindu demon bearing down on him, drew a pistol, fired once, and dropped dead of heart failure.

The thing also fell, kicked a little, and changed back into Shri Ramanuja Bhamkh. While the crowd brought out by the shot gathered around the corpes of the bank robber and the man in the beard and turban, Bennett and Pauline Edge slipped away. They found a doorway in which they stood and simply shivered for a few minutes.

When they found their voices, Bennett said: "I suppose we ought to go back to Bhulojna's and tell him what happened."

Pauline nodded.

-

They found the Yogi in a posture more intricate than they would have believed possible. He saw them, partly unwound himself, and said ungraciously:

"Oh, it is you again. What is it?"

Bennett told him what had happened.

Shri Motilal mused: "Bhamkh's mistake was to resort to material means, whereas with purely transcendental ones he might at least have escaped with his life. He forgot that this bizarre form he assumed would have no greater intelligence, courage, or strength of character than did the original man. He will pay for his error by being reincarnated as a tapeworm, no doubt."

Bennett asked: "Is the fellow from Tibet gone? I wanted to thank him."

"It does not matter. Such things are utterly unimportant to him, as they are to me. I leave for India immediately."

"Oh, so soon? Polly and I were just thinking ... uh ... we were a little hasty in running out on you. Would you consider giving us some more lessons?"

"No. I have advanced to the stage where my usefulness as a guru is ended, as is witnessed by my failure with you two. Anyway, I see that you are planning a set of materialistic interests inconsistent with progress in Yoga. You are going to ask this woman to marry you, are you not, when you get your courage up?"

Bennett reddened, then snapped: "Yes, I am."

"Disgusting. I go." Without further farewell, Shri Motilal Bhulojna, still in his half-contorted posture, rose from where he coiled and drifted through the wall. He was gone.

MR. ARSON

As Clem Buckminster, M. H. S. I. salesman for the Bronx, hung up a slightly overheated telephone, his superior cocked an eye at him and asked: "Was that the Dangerous Dane?"

Buckminster snickered dutifully. "Yeah, that was Grin-nig. He's all excited about somepin. He wants me to come—"

"Does he want to shift his course again?" inquired the sales manager for the New York district

"No; least he didn't say that. He wouldn't tell—"

"I've told you before, Clem," continued Andrews, "that this business of signing Grinnig up for a new course every month has got to stop. Let him finish one of the old ones. He's begun courses in—let me see—air conditioning, highway engineering, structural drafting, fruit growing, welding, and oil heating, and he's never gotten beyond the first lesson of any."

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