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Mutiny of the Little Sweeties

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Meet Peter, Vicky, Kate, Alena, Alex, Costa, Rita, and, of course, Mama and Papa. And also Mafia the turtle, Schwartz the rat and his family, guinea pigs, Japanese mice, pigeons, three stray dogs, … The big happy family on Vine Street, their neighbours, friends, and relatives…
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This number of cameras simply suggested to Peter the idea of robbing the museum. He began to photograph the plans of all the rooms and whispered ominously, “You have to break through the ceiling. No, there are certainly sensors! Better to hide in this huge vase, climb out at night, then get into the vase again and remain there until the museum opens! Then go out with the crowd! And put down a fake instead of the real diamond!”

“Where do you see a real diamond? There’s even nothing for the director to steal. Some rubbish. Rocks, bones, stone axes…” Kate said, yawning. Peter waved his hand angrily at her and began to search his pockets for dark glasses in order to look at the security cameras quite ominously.

Alex, sticking out his tongue, ran after Peter. “And the tomb with the alarm system? Can’t touch, right? If you throw a screw into it? It’ll start to howl?” he specified.

“What, you have a screw?” Kate asked suspiciously.

“No. But here’s this piece of iron!” Alex showed an unclear something of an impressive size that could be an internal part of a tractor. With this piece of iron in his pocket, he would lose his shorts every fifty metres, which was also happening in general.

“Not the piece of iron! Put it away quickly, otherwise they’ll think that you have stolen it from here!”

Alex put away the piece of iron.

“And a stuffed fox with an alarm? And where did they put the alarm in it? And this guy with an alarm?”

“It’s a stuffed Scythian.”

“Is not! He wasn’t alive at all.”

“What, and the fox was?”

“The fox was at least real.”

“Does his spear have an alarm? And his bow? Where did they attach an alarm to the bow? And this stuffed aunty has an alarm too? Can I touch it?”

“Boy! Where are your parents?” the touched, stuffed aunty said angrily, looking up from the newspaper. Alex leaped away fearfully to Papa. “Hold him by the hand, please!”

“Vicky, hold him, please, by the scruff of his neck!” asked Papa, who was already holding Costa by the hand as well as Rita in his arms. At the same time, Papa sniffed suspiciously, as he had some vague doubts regarding Rita.

A great deal of guns, mortars, military equipment, and ammunition, all raised from the seabed, were exhibited in the next hall. Alex immediately wanted to detonate a large aircraft bomb. While they were dragging Alex away, Costa managed to wriggle out of Papa’s hand and sat right on the shells, which tumbled down in different directions like a set of dominoes.

Fortunately, the curator in the hall turned out to be kind and said that it was no problem, she would put everything back. The only thing that should not be touched was the torpedo, because she did not know for certain if it had been disarmed. On receiving such a hint, Alex and Costa immediately rushed to touch the torpedo and ascertain that it did not explode. True, they were banished from the hall to the lobby after this.

In the lobby, Rita saw a table with souvenirs and made a scene at the fountain on the topic of “Buy, buy!” Alex, Costa, and the morally unsteady Alena joined her. Fortunately, they were all afraid of Kate, who stated that they would not get ice cream then, which, most likely, would not be bought for them anyway, because everyone would have a sore throat.

On the way back, Rita fell asleep in the stroller. Costa fell asleep as well, and then it turned out that Alex had also fallen asleep lying on the baggage rack below. Transporting sleeping children was significantly simpler, not counting Costa, who was now falling down, not finding room in the stroller with Rita. He had to be carried.

Vicky galloped all the way like a horse. She displayed the trot, gallop, canter, and pace. She was so fond of horses that even at school in gym class she ran like a horse, driving the teachers out of their wits. Kate grumbled and instructed Papa not to buy many small ice creams but one big one, because it was more cost-effective.

Peter was again using the navigator on the phone and trying to prove that the navigator calculated metres incorrectly, because it did not understand the difference between a lawn and the sidewalk. And it generally believed that there was a house where there was not.

Papa suddenly stopped. “Stop!” he said. “I’m just wondering! Do some of you at least remember what you saw in the museum? Well, besides the mines and guns? Well, at least when the city was founded? Or at least by what peoples?”

Peter fell silent perplexedly, and then growled that yes, he had seen the vase, in which he wanted to hide. And all sorts of machine-guns. And he actually looked at other things.

Later they came home and started to unload the children from the stroller, trying not to wake anyone up, since awakened children always brawl louder than those who did not sleep. It turned out that Mama was already awake, and while they were gone had managed to glue wallpaper on one entire wall and prepare dinner.

“How nice! Tomorrow you’ll also go to the museums for the whole day!” she said dreamily.

“Yeah! We’re already running!” Kate said. “Well, I mean, I wanted to say that we’ll consider your suggestion!”

Chapter Eleven

Rita Joins the Puppy Rank

The best way to check if a person is genuinely suffering is to leave the one suffering and go to another room. If the one suffering follows you and continues to shout there or lies down on the floor, bending his legs and stomping them, then it is reason to reflect.

Joseph Emets, Hungarian philosopher

In the morning Alena stood by the kitchen table, looking at the tattered prayer book, and muttered loudly, “Thou Kingdom come!”

Alex stopped running around on all fours and lifted his head with interest. “Thou kingdom?” he asked.

“Not ‘thou’ but ‘thy’. That means, your kingdom!” explained Vicky, who was nearby.

“But why did she say ‘thou’ just now? She’s quite stupid, right?” Alex asked.

Alena’s eyes watered. “Why are you badgering me, shorty? You can’t read at all!”

“Baa-baa-baa!”

Alena broke down and rushed at Alex with her fists. Alex pulled his head into his shoulders, closed his eyes, and began to fan her off.

“Come on, easy! Break it up!” Peter said, separating them.

Alena stomped her feet and ran upstairs. Compassionate Vicky wanted to run after her, but Peter saw the problem from a different angle.

“It pays for her to be offended, because it’s possible not to finish reading the prayers. She’ll return in two minutes, bet you anything.”

Peter adored betting and was always wagering for some reason, but no one ever wagered with him because no one had any money. Well, except for Alex and Costa, who had already lost many millions to Peter, but had yet to pay up. Peter was probably waiting until they grew up and got rich to remind them of their debt.

The gates slammed. It was Mama, arriving on a bike from the market. Everyone rushed to her at once to see what she had bought. Mama was jumping on one leg, trying to throw the other over the frame of the bike. Everybody clung to her packages, shoving a hand there, and some even a head.

Alena also rushed to check what Mama had brought.

“Wait a minute! You’re upset!” Peter reminded her, but Alena only fanned him off with a foot. She found a hot baguette and began to share it with Alex. The rest jumped on top of them, shouting, “Give me some!”

“Let me share honestly! You don’t even know how to break it off!” Peter volunteered, taking the loaf from them. “Well! Now it’s quite another matter! Is this good?”

“Better than ever! Now give me what you’ve shared honestly for yourself!” Kate said, taking the crust from him.

While the children were splitting the hot bread, Mama took the produce from the bag. “One might think that you haven’t been fed for a week. Later there will be nothing!” she said grumpily and immediately, remembering something, added happily, “Your Stool has puppies there! She was leading them for a walk.”

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