Mike Shayne Mystery Magazine, Vol. 46, No. 9, September 1982
- Автор: Холлидэй Бретт, Moore Arthur
- Год: 1982
- Язык: английский
- Год: Renown Publications
- ISBN: 0026-3621
- Жанр: Криминальные детективы
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“He claims that Fred Chaplin carried you onto the balcony. Then, once you were on your feet again, you grabbed an object and struck him over the head with it. You then dragged him back into the bedroom. A moment later, the fisherman saw you go down the steps and hurry over to the guest house. You were carrying a small piece of luggage.”
I felt foolish repeating the Fisherman’s story. With this legend of the screen so near, the entire tale seemed inconceivable. There was no doubt that Charlotte Page had never before laid eyes on the anonymous underwriter from Indiana. There had been no previous contact between them before the night of the fire. He saved her life. What possible motive could she have for wanting him dead?
“What happens now, Lieutenant?”
“What do you mean?”
“If it’s my word against the fisherman’s, what’s the next step?”
“A preliminary hearing,” I said. “Then, perhaps, a trial.”
“Which would be long and drawn out and a carnival for the press.”
“More than likely.”
Charlotte Page leaned back against her chair and blew a thin stream of smoke from between her sensuously painted lips. I had seen her do this before, fifty times larger than life, in a movie called Wanton Woman.
“Guilt is a terrible thing, Lieutenant Dawkins,” she said. “It nibbles at your heart at odd moments during the day. At night, it keeps sleep at bay. Guilt never lets you forget.” She sighed, and the lids closed over her haunting eyes. Somehow, the words sounded familiar, and I recalled that she’d delivered a similar speech in Wanton Woman.
“Is the fisherman telling the truth?” I asked.
Without opening her eyes, she nodded. “It was a rash, insane act, but I hit Mr. Chaplin with a marble ashtray and then dragged him back into that inferno. I also risked my own life to retrieve something that I needed desperately.”
“I thought that Chaplin was a stranger to you,” I said, trying to keep my voice steady.
“He was. I had never seen nor heard of him before that night. It was simply his misfortune to come to my aid.”
“What did you do once you left the bedroom that night?”
“I went to the guest house to get ready to face the inevitable people.” Charlotte paused to drag deeply on her cigarette, then continued. “I’m sure that you know I’m not a young woman. The last thirty years of my life have been devoted to preserving my youthful appearance. There are many things I must do to create the illusion. Lotions, exercises, diet, and, of course, cosmetics. It takes me well over an hour to apply my make-up each morning. That’s why I refuse to see anyone until eleven.”
As she spoke, Charlotte Page seemed to age visibly, and, by the time she finished, an old woman sat across from me.
“But why?” I asked gently. “If you didn’t know Chaplin and he jeopardized his own life to save you, why did you kill him?”
Her eyes opened wide then, and she looked at me as though her motive had been apparent from the start.
“Because, Lieutenant,” she explained softly, “he saw me without my make-up.”
John, The Confidence Chap
by Arthur Moore
What a daring scheme: take the robbing hoods in Sherwood Forest and turn them into Good Guys. Ridiculous! And yet—
It was a clear day in Sherwood forest as John Goodfellow drew rein and climbed from his horse. Several green clad clods surrounded him, and one put an arrow to his bow.
“Hold there,” said Goodfellow, “I come in peace.” He was a tall, sallow specimen with a glittering eye. He took a step toward the leader and doffed his brown cap.
“A college man,” said the leader with a sigh. “What’s your game, stranger?”
“I came to see you, sir. Are you Robbing Hood?”
“Yes, of course. Who else? Your purse please.” Hood held out his hand.
John Goodfellow smiled. “I’ve a proposition for you, Mr. Hood. I’m a publicity man...”
“Publicity!” growled a huge man at Hood’s side. “That’s the last thing we need. Hand over dat purse.”
“Yes indeed, the purse,” Hood said. “We’re crooks, you know.”
“I dig,” said Goodfellow. “Don’t misunderstand me. You need the right kind of publicity — and that’s where I come in. Suppose we shoot a few acorns into the trees and see where they land? My business survey shows that you have a problem.”
“Quite,” said Robbing. “Our main problem is staying out of gaol.”
“Also,” said Little John, the large fellow, “eatin’ regular.”
“Exactly,” agreed John Goodfellow, beaming at them. “And what do you do about it? You go out and rob people — right? That gets you a bad name.”
“All crooks have bad names, lout!” Large Little John looked down a long nose.
Goodfellow shrugged. “Not necessarily. I can fix it so hardly anyone will call you crooks — for a pittance.”
Robbing was startled. “So that no one will call us crooks?” He came closer, narrowing his eyes. “You can fix it?”
“How much?” asked Little John, suspiciously.
Goodfellow consulted a bit of paper he took from his tunic. “One hundred pieces of silver per annum, and a lifetime pass through the forest.”
Little John jumped into the air, shouting. “Who’s the crook! You or us?”
“I have a plan,” Goodfellow said, nervously. He could see the blokes fingering their bows.
“That’s a lot of loot, Goodfellow,” Robbing said, drawing a dirk and testing its edge. “Let’s hear the plan.”
“Well,” Goodfellow said quickly, “the first thing I’d do is change your image. Now you’re a crook and the people hate you. You must be made lovable.”
Little John guffawed, to Robbing’s annoyance. “That ain’t going to be easy.”
“Proceed onward,” Robbing said, glowering at the large lout. “I believe I spot the direction of your drift. I’d be billed in all the shires as Robbing, the lovable thief?”
“Sheeesh!” said Little John.
“No.” Goodfellow shook his dark head. “That’s not quite what I had in mind.”
“Robbing, the friendly brigand?”
“Close, but not on the shilling. You must become a living legend in your own time. People have got to have confidence in you.”
Little John snorted. “Right now they know that if they come to the forest they’re gonna get mugged. Ain’t that confidence?”
“The wrong kind. It’s bad, very bad.”
Robbing flicked the dirk at a tree trunk. “Really, old boy. How else are we going to glom their gold?”
“Aye,” agreed the large man, “and we only shoot five out of seven.”
“Excuse me,” Goodfellow sighed. “You’re old fashioned, and behind the times. Try this on your dulcimer. What if you only robbed some of the people? Then—”
“Some of them!?” shouted Little John. “Some of them! You want we should go on the dole?”
Robbing retrieved the dirk and began to hone it, motioning the glowering green clad lads to close in. “So far, Goodfellow,” he said, “that’s the worst argument I ever heard.”
“You’re fighting me,” protested Goodfellow, “hear me out. What I’m trying to say is — what if you only robbed the rich?”
“Sheeeesh! That’s what we try t’do now. Poor folks ain’t got a farthing — not after taxes.”
“Quite so,” agreed Robbing. “We rob the rich by all means. As often as possible. Goodfellow, you are—”
“Wait a minute! Hear me out! I can arrange that the news is broadcast to all that you only rob the rich! When can you lose by that? You admit you couldn’t live a fortnight on the poor — right?”