100 Malicious Little Mysteries

On August 19 I stopped in at your office to discuss this matter in person, but your secretary said you were out, and she said she didn’t know when you would be back. Bull! Or were you too busy writing that goddamned letter dated the 19th to see me? There’s no need for me to ask why I got the same answer from her every time I tried to reach you by phone.

I expect an immediate reply by return mail that you will honor the bill for my new hubcaps. Don’t phone about this. I want it in writing. I don’t trust you.