A Fifth of Bruen: Early Fiction of Ken Bruen
- Автор: Бруен Кен
- Год: 2006
- Язык: английский
- Год: Busted Flush Press
- ISBN: 978-0-9767157-2-6
- Жанр: Триллеры
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‘Let us not grieve for what
we have lost
but rather find strength
in what remains behind
let us remember in splendour
in the grass.’”
“Whoops,” thought Ford on these final words as Neville’s eyes locked with his. Sun ’n’ Splendour danced between them.
“Thus,” concluded Neville, “I reiterate, let us dare to care and care to dare.”
“What does he mean?” whispered the receptionist.
“That we’re wankers,” said Ford.
The receptionist was a small, blond girl from Aberdeen. Warm blue eyes, pert nose and a mouth built to smile. She had a threatening weight problem. This currently gave her an air of voluptuousness, and large breasts enhanced the image. If she wasn’t quite the American mammary vision, she was within shouting distance. Her name was Alison. Alison Dunbar. Like many Scots, she had a low tolerance for subtlety. Ford staggered outside. Leaning his forehead against the wall, he thanked the coolness. Alison followed him and said,
“All in all, just another brick in the was.”
“Pink Floyd?”
“Yes, do you like them?”
“I hate them.”
“Well, there’s no maybe in that.”
“Con men!”
“A bit strong, Tom.”
“Ford, call me Ford.”
“A wee bit sorry for yourself, are you?”
“No, but that Neville. What an egomaniac!”
“I’ve never been sure, Ford, what ego is?”
“Where he goes, e-goes.”
Alison accompanied Ford to the inquest. A verdict of death by misadventure was recorded. “Misadventure,” fumed Ford, like some excursion that had to be cancelled due to rain. A large black woman sat in the front row and sobbed loudly.
“Mrs Banks,” whispered Alison.
“Banks?”
“Isobelle’s mother.”
“Oh God!”
Afterwards, on the pavement, the woman stood and great heaves of grief hit her body in waves. Ford felt it would be best all around to let her be. Grief was a private thing.
“Excuse me,” he said.
Big mascara streaks ran down the woman’s fat cheeks. Thru the tears, Ford could see the warmest eyes he’d ever beheld.
“I hate to intrude, Mrs Banks... but... am... I’m so sorry.”
“Who you be, boy?”
“Oh, yes... right. I’m Ford... Thomas Ford, I... am... was... er... Bella’s counselor. No... her friend...”
Ford felt his full name sounded like he’d invented a motor car. Not a particularly exciting make either. The woman threw her arms round him. Ford thought she’d attacked him and let out a small “Argh!” The hug nigh suffocated him.
“A good mon... You be a good mon. Bella say you be white kindness... A true heart you be, Bella say.”
She released him and began to rummage in her huge, black handbag. A white crystal rosary beads was pulled out. “They be Bella’s, boy... I give them to you.”
She wrapped the beads round Ford’s hands and without another word, she turned and walked away. A shaking Ford looked at the beads on his hands. “Handcuffs,” he said. He knew with absolute conviction that the sentence she had passed on him was without any prospect of parole... Ever. He knew and was damned.
Ford went to the off-license. He ordered two bottles of Kentucky Sour Mash. The proprietor was a burly Sikh. He looked at Ford’s credit card as if it were rabid. A call was made to check the credit rating.
“This card’s no good,” he said.
“I beg your pardon?”
“Run out, it’s no good.”
He produced a large brass scissors. Ford thought he meant to stab him. A loud clip and the two pieces of plastic fell on the counter.
“Jeez, you didn’t have to do that,” whined Ford.
“It’s no good. Run out.”
“Cripes, you already said that. Do you have to tell the world”
Alison had enough cash to pay for a bottle of Scotch. The Sour Mash was put back on the shelf, like longing itself.
“C’mon, Ford,” said Alison.
He looked at the two bottles out of reach and very out of pocket.
“What’s with those bottles anyway?” she asked.
“Shades of Grace,” he said.
Alison had a single bed sitter in Earl’s Court. A single bed, a single window, and more loneliness than Leonard Cohen ever san about. It was spotless, and the vision of her cleaning this neat cell just about finished him.
“Let’s have hot toddies,” she said.
“And music,” he whispered.
An old Stones album was selected. As “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” began, Ford built some lethal drinks. Two spoons of sugar, big slurps of scotch, boiling water. Stir. “You can’t always git what you wan,” nasaled Jagger. Ford and Alison provided backup vocals.
“Wish we had cloves,” she said.
“Cloven feet.”
She didn’t have a big music section so they played the Stones again. And again. Ford slid his hand under her skirt and she smiled. He gently rolled down her tights and knickers and she lay back. A massive hammering began in his chest as he mounted her. Light perspiration dotted his forehead as he began to move in her.
“Just come,” she said. And he did.
Crammed together in the single bed, Alison cradled his head on her breasts. Soft cooing noises began in her throat as she started to sing, “Momma’s gonna buy you a mocking bird.” Her fingers gently caressed his face, and tears formed in his eyes. Her hand froze as his tears trickled and then washed over her fingers. Grief howled in him as her fingers wiped at his eyes. She continued to sing to him in her soft Scottish burr, and he slipped away to sleep.
He skipped work the next day and crept home. Alison had kissed him and said, “I’m here for you.”
He let himself into his flat with a heavy heart. Amanda was sipping coffee, an impressive volume lay open on her lap. The Russians, no doubt.
“What sort of hour do you call this?”
“Morning?”
“Don’t adopt that tone with me, Mister Ford!”
“Ary, take a tunning leap for yerself.”
“I beg your pardon!”
“Lep — a leap. You bend yer aristocratic legs, you hold yer whist, then you jump as if a large flea was up yer ass.”
While her face digested the shock, he continued, “And on considation, darling, I’d say in your case, a major flea.”
He turned on his heel and walked out. You had to hand it to them Stones, they got the juices flowing.
Neville fired him.
At work the following day, Alison whispered to him, “I think you’re for the high jump.”
“Or leap,” he said.
At coffee break, he was summoned. Neville had dressed for the occasion. A dark worsted suit and dark navy shirt. The school tie was un-windsored. He was all business, fixing papers and glancing at memos, ignoring Ford. Five minutes elapsed. He looked up from his desk.
“Ah, Ford, there you are.”
“I like the suit.”
“I have some bad news to convey.”
“Well, you have the clothes to prove it.”
“Ahem... Alas, I regret you haven’t proved to be the fettle for which I had hoped.”
“Fettle?”
“If I might continue, the business of Isobella, your conduct was not wholly professional. I’m not casting aspersions on your compassion. Your talents may lie in another discipline.”