Alfred Hitchcock’s Mystery Magazine. Vol. 51, No. 1 & 2, January/February 2006
- Автор: Бетанкур Джон Грегори, Jr. William J. Carroll,
- Год: 2006
- Язык: английский
- Год: Dell Magazines/Crosstown Publications
- Жанр: Другие детективы
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Bob was staring at my legs. I realized I hadn’t put on a robe. Gray Jockey shorts didn’t do much to hide the hideously scarred flesh running from my ankles to my hips.
Swallowing, Bob looked away. Pity — that was always the worst. It showed in his eyes.
“In case you’re wondering,” I said bitterly, “I got run over by a taxi.” Everyone always wanted to know what had happened, even if they were too embarrassed to ask.
“David didn’t say anything about that.” Bob forced his gaze back to my face. “He did tell me to take you out for breakfast today, though — on him.”
“I don’t like going out. But maybe I’ll make an exception this morning.” Time to pay Davy back for sticking me with Cree’s brother. I used to read Gourmet magazine; I knew some very expensive places to eat in Philadelphia.
An hour later we left my apartment. Bob wanted to drive downtown in his battered old VW Rabbit, but I refused. Folding my legs into that tiny box of a car would have been torture.
Instead, we ambled up the sidewalk toward the Frankford El, our breaths pluming in the cold December air. The sun played hide-and-seek through holes in the clouds, while an icy wind stirred leaves in the gutter. Far off, I heard an elevated train rumble past.
As we walked, Bob kept alert. Northwood is a small, blue-collar section of Philadelphia, and it had definitely seen better years. But it was safe enough by daylight, and in the years I’d lived here, I had never had a problem beyond kids playing “bait the cripple” with my doorbell.
“This neighborhood is a dump,” Bob said. “You should find a better place to live.”
“I don’t like change.”
“Those kids over there—” He nodded toward a boarded-up row house across the street where three teenagers in stocking caps watched us with predatory eyes. “They’d be happy to roll you for your cash.”
“I think they’re about to try it,” I said. All three had gotten up and begun to cross the street toward us.
“Keep walking,” Bob said. He turned to face the three. “I’ll catch up in a minute.”
“Do you need help?”
“I can take care of a couple of kids.”
“Be careful.” My mind started racing, taking in every detail. “The one on the left has a weapon in his pocket.”
“How do you know?” Bob demanded.
“He keeps touching it through his pants. I don’t think the others are armed.”
“Get going.”
“But—”
“Move!”
Spoken like a true bodyguard. I wasn’t about to argue.
Turning, I limped quickly up the street. Motion caught my eye as I reached the corner. I half turned as a dark-skinned man in a gray silk suit seized my arm and propelled me toward the street.
“Relax, Mr. Geller,” he said softly. “Mr. Smith wants to see you.”
A white Lincoln Town Car roared up. Before it came to a stop, the back door popped open. My escort put his hand on the back of my head, pressing gently but firmly, and half guided, half pushed me into the lilac-scented back seat. Then he slid in next to me and slammed the door. We accelerated.
My abduction had taken less than five seconds. That had to be a record.
Twisting around, I gazed over my shoulder at the rapidly receding figure of my bodyguard. Those three kids skirted my bodyguard and continued up the block. When Bob turned to check on me, a priceless look of shock appeared on his face. I had vanished. He began to run toward the Frankford El.
Turning back, I made myself comfortable, wincing a little as I uncrimped my legs.
“Hello, Pit,” said a smooth voice beside me.
“Mr. Smith.” I nodded to him. With his salt-and-pepper hair swept back and his neatly manicured hands, he cut the perfect picture of a crime lord. As always, he wore an expensive Italian suit, blue this time, with a white carnation at the lapel. “If you wanted to talk to me,” I said, “a simple invitation would have sufficed.”
“Not with your new, ah, friend looking on.” Smith smiled a predator’s smile. Since our paths first crossed, he had developed quite an interest in me — due no doubt to my trick memory, which had dredged up his real name from a chance meeting many years before. Since then, I knew he had been researching my life — even going so far as bugging my phone.
“What brings you to my neighborhood?” I asked.
“I would like you to meet my associate, Mr. Jones.”
“Jones?” I raised my eyebrows and turned to the dark-skinned man next to me. “You’ve got to be kidding.” Of African descent, with a diamond stud earring in his left ear, Mr. Jones seemed as fashionably well groomed as Mr. Smith.
“Jones is my birth name,” said Mr. Jones gravely. “Though I’ve been thinking of changing it to Tortelli to fit in better with the rest of the boys.”
Mr. Smith gave a snort, then added, “Mr. Jones would not kid you about his name, Mr. Geller.”
“Of course not.” I sighed. Why did things like this always happen to me?
Then Smith lifted his left hand to my eye level. He held a miniature tape recorder. With his thumb, he pressed play. Eleven beeps sounded — a phone being dialed. A moment later, I heard a woman answer:
“Hello?”
“Janice?” asked the voice of my bodyguard.
“Yeah.”
“This is Bob. He went for it.”
She laughed. “How fast can you get him to sign off on you?”
“A few days. God, he’s depressing.”
“Put a bullet in his head when you’re done. Put him out of his misery. Can’t have him talking to Hunt, anyway.”
A chill went through me. Smith pressed the stop button and returned the recorder to his pocket. It felt like I’d been struck in the stomach by a sledgehammer. Thank God I hadn’t bothered to remove the bug in my telephone. Bob Charles had completely taken me in.
“Mr. Jones is in charge of your neighborhood,” Smith said. “If you’d like your guest removed quietly, he will handle the extraction. As a personal favor to me, of course.”
“Removed?” I said. “Extraction?”
“It is a specialty of mine.” Mr. Jones smiled, showing beautiful white teeth.
“That won’t be necessary,” I said with a slight shudder. “I’d prefer to handle him myself.”
Smith nodded. Mr. Jones passed me an ivory-colored business card with gold-embossed type. It said simply JONES & ASSOCIATES and gave a phone number with a local exchange.
“If you need help, call me day or night,” Jones said. “Any friend of Mr. Smith’s is a friend of mine.”
“Thank you.” I pocketed his card. Not that I ever intended to call, but it would have been rude to refuse, and I thought it prudent to be very polite and very respectful to Mr. Jones.
Our Town Car glided to a stop in front of my apartment building. Mr. Jones got out, and awkwardly I did the same.
“Thank you,” I said to Mr. Smith. “I owe you one.”
“Yes, you do,” he said.
Mr. Jones slipped back into the car, and they drove off together. I watched until they disappeared around the corner.
Suddenly, my life had gotten a lot more complicated.
Bob returned to my apartment half an hour later, looking cold and annoyed. I let him in and deadbolted the door. Then I looked him over. Hard to believe he planned to kill me. I had always considered myself a pretty good judge of character, and he had fooled me completely. Damn it, I had actually begun to like him, with his goofy gung-ho act.
“No black eyes,” I said, “and no bullet wounds, punctures, scuffs, or scrapes. Those boys must not have been much trouble after all.”
“They knew enough to steer clear of me.”