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Электронная книга - «The Stones of Nomuru». Краткое содержание книги:

WRESTLING REPTILOIDS IS NO JOB FOR MILQUETOASTS
Mild-mannered Terra archeologist Keith Salazar was just minding his business, digging up the alien past on an out-of-the-way site on the planet Kukulcan, when suddenly he was beseiged by intruders on his scholarly peace: hostile natives, an indifferent ex-wife, and a demon developer with rapacious eyes glued on both his site and his true love.
In the course of protecting his dig, regaining his loved one and vanquishing his rival, Salazar will fight a giant reptilian predator bare-handed, leap into snake-filled pits, engineer the planet's first imperial conquest, lead and train a battalion of alien riflemen, and hold a séance. Pretty exciting work--but then maybe Keith Salazar wasn't such a milquetoast after all...
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"You didn't ask, and you get itchy when I try to tell you about the local biota. Besides, you insisted on going first."

"Okay, okay, Professor. Go ahead and lecture."

"You'd better let me lead," said Salazar, striding out ahead as he launched into one of his regular classroom discourses. "Tens of thousands of years ago, the Kooks were civilized when our slope-headed ancestors were still whacking at one another with clubs. But the Kooks used a trial by ordeal with boshiyas. They tied you to a stake in a pit and dumped the critters in with you. If one bit you and you died, that proved your guilt and saved the expense of the executioner. There's a Terran legend about some hero that happened to; he held some snakes off for a while by playing his harp with his toes. Better detour around that bluish patch. That's filegrass. It'll cut up your boots."

The march continued more slowly, with Salazar in the lead, looking cautiously down and about before each step. As they neared the grove, the bulky forms of the tseturens grew from distant slate-gray blobs to ponderous quadrupeds munching peacefully on the fresh, pale-green leaves of the lush, low herbage.

The tseturens were barrel-bodied, pillar-legged animals with massive hindquarters and short, bowed forelegs. Their gray hides were warty instead of scaly. The huge heads each bore four horns, one pair set side by side on the nose and another, longer pair protruding from above the eyes.

At fifty meters, the massive beasts raised their heads, peering nearsightedly about. Salazar halted, saying: "Better not go closer. Want to shoot, Conrad?"

Bergen clanked the bolt of his heavy rifle, raised it, and pulled the trigger. The gun roared, and its recoil rocked the burly land developer back on his heels.

The largest tseturen toppled over, moving its legs in a feeble, uncoordinated way. Snorting, the other three lined up along the fallen one's back and thrust their horned muzzles between it and the ground. After much heaving and grunting, with the help of its herd mates, the huge beast rolled shakily to its feet. As it started to stagger away, Bergen fired again.

This time the tseturen went down for good, and Bergen gave a yell of triumph before Salazar could restrain him. One of the other tseturens, the second largest, swung its head, sniffing. It located the hunting party and, with a thunderous snort, advanced at an earthshaking trot.

"Aim between its eyes!" barked Salazar.

Bergen fired. Salazar heard the smack of the bullet distinct from the roar of the gun. The tseturen shook its head as if irritated and kept coming.

Bergen fired again, with no more success. Keeping his voice unruffled, Salazar admonished: "You're shooting high. Aim below the eye level."

Salazar heard the crack of one of the lighter rifles in the hands of Travers or Pokrovskii. The tseturen was a mere fifteen yards away and moving fast. Over his shoulder, Salazar, shouted:

"Run, Kara!"

Bergen fired again, completely missing. He worked his bolt and found his magazine empty.

"Run, all of you! Scatter!" shouted Salazar.

Bergen reversed his weapon, holding it by the barrel, preparing to bash the animal with the butt.

"You, too, Conrad!" yelled Salazar. But Bergen continued to stand his ground. In the seconds remaining, Salazar sprang to one side, knelt and sighted on the tseturen's neck. His face was twisted with concentration. His rifle cracked, and the tseturen pitched forward on its belly.

Simultaneously, Salazar felt a sharp blow on the head, and his tropical helmet went flying. He staggered, then spun around to see Pokrovskii lowering his rifle. The tubby Suvarovian dropped his gun into the lime-green grass and rushed forward, crying:

"Keit'! Keit'! You are not dead? I stupid ass! I did not mean to shooted you!"

"Just parted my hair," said Salazar, running a hand across his skull. "One centimeter lower and you'd have needed another guide."

"So glad, so happy you are all right! I am world's biggest fool! I would have killed myself if I had murdered you! I will never make a hunter!"

Pokrovskii, face wet with tears, locked Salazar in a bear hug and kissed his cheeks. Kara and Travers added their more restrained expressions of relief at Salazar's survival.

Salazar ruefully examined the remains of his helmet. The bullet had nearly split it in two. With a sigh, he tossed it away.

"I get you odder hat," said Pokrovskii.

"They don't make these on Kukulcan," said Salazar. "I got it in Bombay, on Terra. It would take decades to get another. But ..." He shrugged.

Bergen asked: "Keith, how come you brought down that animal with one shot from your pea shooter, when I couldn't stop it with three from my cannon?"

"I cut the spinal column. Using your gun as a club would have been as futile as hitting it with a flyswatter."

"For a guy who doesn't like hunting, you're sure a killer," said Bergen with grudging admiration. "Those things move pretty fast, in spite of their build."

"Yep; but they run out of wind pretty quickly. I once got away from one by outrunning it."

"You did? Well, you skinny guys have an advantage there. Now we'll start collecting a head. I'll take the other one; it's bigger. Will you tell the Kooks what to do? We ought to get some of the meat, too."

"We shall have all the steaks we can carry—until they get too high," said Salazar as he motioned to the two natives.

Insects had already begun to buzz around the two carcasses in thickening swarms. The rest of the day, Salazar directed five bloodsmeared Kooks as they hacked, sawed, and chopped their way through the tseturen's thick neck. Meanwhile five other Kooks went back to the ridge, felled several small trees, and built a crude sled.

All around the great carcasses, the planet's arthropodal organisms circled in a glittering, buzzing cloud. Most did not molest the Terrans; but one large black-winged buzzer alighted on Bergen's bull neck. Bergen leaped into the air, slapping. The blow crushed the attacker, but a thread of scarlet blood trickled down Bergen's neck.

"What the hell was that, Keith?" growled Bergen, studying the remains of his assailant.

"Forget the scientific name," said Salazar. "Most of these bugs hunt by smell, and our scent is strange to them. But that kind hunts by heat-seeking."

"Is it liable to give me sleeping sickness, or something?"

Salazar shrugged, "Don't rightly know; but it seems unlikely. Few Kukulcanian microorganisms can live in a Terran body."

Salazar thought that his first reaction to Bergen's offer, to refuse it, had been right. It was not impossible that Pokrovskii had shot at Salazar on Bergen's order, to get him out of the way as a possible rival for Kara. In any case, the archaeologist resolved to cut the hunt as short as he could.

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Before the sun settled down on the tops of the distant hills, the tseturen's head had been separated and, along with enough steaks to feed a platoon, hauled back to camp, salted, and put into huge plastic bags. As they sat around the fire in the gloaming, Salazar asked:

"Seeing as how you got what you came for, Conrad, shall we start back tomorrow?"

Bergen took a deep draft, then pursed his lips. At last he said:

"Look, Keith. I didn't expect to get my main trophy the first day in the field. It would be a waste of opportunity not to pot a few more."

"Where would you put them all?" asked Salazar.

"Let me worry about that. Now, I made some mistakes today; but with practice bagging a tseturen should be no harder than shooting fish in a bathtub. So there's really no sport in it.

"I want to kill something that'll give me a run for my money—like that porondu thing we fought at Neruu." He gulped another draft. "Do they have 'em around here?"

"I suppose so," said Salazar, "though I haven't seen one."

Bergen swallowed another gulp. "I like the big flesh eaters. They can kill you just as quick as the plant eaters; and besides, they're smarter."

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