Rivers of Time
- Автор: Де Камп Лайон Спрэг
- Год: 1993
- Язык: английский
- Год: Baen Books
- ISBN: 9781555940232
- Жанр: Научная фантастика
Электронная книга - «Rivers of Time». Краткое содержание книги:
Includes:
• Faunas (1968)
• A Gun for Dinosaur (1956)
• The Cayuse
• Crocamander Quest
• Miocene Romance
• The Synthetic Barbarian
• The Satanic Illusion
• The Big Splash
• The Mislaid Mastodon
• The Honeymoon Dragon
"I can tell you," said Beauregard Black. "Joe called to us, and I done told him it was a harmless plant-eater. It was one with that long spike sticking out the back of its head: a Para—Para—"
"Parasaurolophus," I prompted him.
"Maybe it was harmless," said Voth; "but who wants an animal big enough to squash you if it steps on you hangin' around? And that's what it did, just hang around, all the time rolling its eyes at me and the Cayuse."
"What finally happened?" asked Redmond.
"Oh, after a couple of hours it wandered off. I ain't seen it since."
The Parasaurolophus, Mr. Ahmadi? That's one of the bigger hadrosaurids or duckbills. They're all plant-eating bipeds, and several of the family have peculiar crests in the form of spines or fans. The Parasaurolophus has a single tube, over a meter long, sticking backward out of its skull like the horns of an oryx. Only it isn't a horn, since it ends in a bulbous tip. They once thought it was a kind of snorkel, for breathing under water; but that proved wrong when a better skull showed that the tube was closed at the end, so it couldn't be breathed through.
Now they argue as to whether it's a kind of resonator, to give the animal a carrying bellow; or to provide extra fining to the breathing system to make their sense of smell keener. Maybe it's both. Duckbills need keen senses of sight, sound, and smell, to warn them of things like a tyrannosaur. They don't have armor like an ankylosaur, or horns like a ceratopsian, nor can they run so fast as one of the so-called ostrich dinosaurs. The duckbills' defense is their early-warning system, to enable them to perceive a carnosaur before the carnosaur perceives them and to get the hell away.
Anyway, since both Redmond and Ligonier were pretty bushed by their first day's hike, we decided to let them take it easy the following day and make our first camp move the day after. Redmond had an excellent pair of binoculars. He and Ligonier spent that day taking turns looking through these glasses at distant dinosaurs and identifying them, like a couple of bird watchers bubbling over at the sight of a yellow-bellied sap-sucker.
During the afternoon, a Parasaurolophus loomed up out of the greenery and came to the edge of the camp. We all piled out with our guns; but the big hadrosaurid ignored us, staring at the Cayuse, which was parked in the open space between the tents and the site of the transition chamber.
"All right, Rex," I told Ligonier, "there's your head if you can make yourself shoot it."
"Okay," said Ligonier, and took aim. But the same thing happened as the day before. He aimed and aimed but couldn't bring himself to pull the trigger. Then he lowered his gun, saying: "It's no use, Reggie. Besides, it doesn't seem sporting to shoot it while it's just standing there gawking, a few meters away. It would be like those guys who pay huge sums to walk up to a white rhino, raised on a game farm and as tame as a cow, and shoot it."
"Depends on what you're after," I said. "Do you want me to shoot it for you, as Charles did with the thescelosaur?"
"No, sir! I'm determined to do my own shooting!"
He aimed some more but never did fire. After a while, the hadrosaurid, who had ignored us, opened its mouth and gave a bellow or moo. It certainly was a carrying sound; like a foghorn, or somebody playing a chord on the organ at maximum volume. The vibration went right through you.
Rex Ligonier hoisted his rifle up again, but again without shooting. The hadrosaurid gave another toot. Beauregard Black said:
"You know, Mr. Rivers, if I didn't think it was a crazy idea, I'd swear he was tryin' to make time with that there tractor thing, even though it don't look much like a female hadrosaurid."
"Perhaps," said the Raja, "the diesel fumes act as a pheromone."
"Hey, Charles!" said Ligonier. "Here's your chance to breed a cross between a dinosaur and your Cayuse!"
"We didn't design it for that," said Redmond. "If you got a lech for a lobster, what could you do about it?"
"Ouch!" said Ligonier. "It gives me the willies just to think about it!"
The dinosaur gave one last, mournful toot and walked off.
The Raja and I had decided to make our first shift of camp in a south-southwest direction, to get near the sauropod swamp. We would not go directly to the borders of the swamp, as we had done on other safaris. For one thing, the lowlands round the swamp are heavily grown with cycads willows, so you have to worm and hack your way through them. The ground is muddy underfoot, so you gain half a centimeter in stature with every step, from the mud that sticks to the soles of your boots.
While the Raja and I are well hardened to this sort of thing, we find that for most of our clients it's just too bloody exhausting. The last thing we want is to have a client drop dead of a heart attack; bad for business. Having poor young Holtzinger eaten by a tyrannosaur almost put us into bankruptcy.
There is, however, a stream of modest size, which feeds into the swamp to the east. The Raja has named it the Narbada; says he's waiting to come upon a really big river before he calls it the Ganges or the Brahmaputra. The ground is more negotiable and the vegetation less crowded than nearer the swamp.
Besides, we had that OTV of Redmond's with us. I didn't see how we could ever get it through that great thicket bordering the swamp. When we got it there, if we weren't careful where we parked it, it would sink out of sight in the ooze and never be seen again.
We routed our sahibs out early, so Black and his boys could strike the camp. They'd become bloody efficient at it; in less than an hour after the tents were vacated, they had the whole thing bundled up and loaded on the jacks.
There were no special incidents on the way to our new camp on the Narbada. We saw a few dinosaurs and other animals, including a big ankylosaur, the squatty armored kind. This bloke just hunkered down and waved that big tail with a bone club on the end, to warn us not to get close enough to bother him.
Redmond said he had better ride the Cayuse, since he was used to it. And he did, maneuvering it around obstacles with the confidence of an old-timer. The rest of us hiked.
By early afternoon we had arrived, and in another two hours the boys had the new camp set up. Then the Raja asked Redmond if he could have a tryout with the Cayuse. He was full of boyish enthusiasm, although in fact he's a mature family man just as I am. Redmond said certainly, and showed him how to work the controls.
Where the Narbada River makes a bend, there's a wide, sandy beach on the inner side of the curve. We were camped on the flat above the beach. Away went Chandra Aiyar, waving his hat and yelling:
"Yippee! Git along, little dogie!" and other American stockman expressions.
He ran it up and down the beach, going faster and faster. Then, at one end of his travel, he whipped it into another tight turn, only this time he made the turn where the dirt beneath his wheels was wet. The Cayuse skidded, spun round wildly, and went into the Narbada with a tremendous splash, taking the Raja with it.
The Cayuse fell over on its side in somewhat less than a meter of water, pinning the Raja's leg beneath it. By bending and stretching, he could just barely get his face out of water. He shouted:
"Help! Blub-blub!"
Everybody yelled and began to run around like a bunch of headless chooks. I roared for Black and the boys to fetch a rope.
"Gonna tie it to him and pull him out?" asked Redmond.
"Don't be a fool!" yelled Ligonier. "He's pinned, can't you see? First we've got to haul the machine off him. Can I take it out there, Reggie?"
"That's really my job," I said. "The swamp has some big crocs that make those of our time look like lizards. If one of them comes up the river ..."